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Barb found a great way to laugh your derriere off!!!
Today is the day my son was born many, many years ago. I am so pleased with him, how he takes care of me, looks in on me, and buys me techno stuff that he has to teach me to use.
One such item was an iPhone, two years ago, when they were relatively still new on the market, maybe. To this day, I have not learned how to download from the apps store. I did download the King Neptune’s Charter tours, and Craigslist, but anything else was to technical for me.
However, my life was definitely influenced by this gift. You see, I will never forget, after just six months of ownership , one of the features became second nature, an expected techno to work on other things.
You see, I still watch a television that has small screen with a thick back and is heavy to move. One day, on my couch, I reached out with my thumb and forefinger, separating them in the air in an attempt to widen the screen for better viewing.
I felt like an idiot, but laughed just the same.
He looked like Phil Silvers, which was great, I liked Phil Silvers and his dry humor. But this guy was just plain dry – literally.
History! Geography! I love learning about historical people, places, events. I am really interested in all things rock, except the leverite* kind you might find at a friends blog.
It was not always so. My history and geography instructor in 5th grade has to be the worst teacher in the world! He was very intelligent, he understood everything he told us. However, his being able to make us understand the facts was extremely limited.
He was the teacher that spoke in a continuous, boring, put-you-to-sleep monotone voice. Staying awake in his class was impossible, as his voice had less character than a clock ticking the seconds away, waiting for the bell to end this horrible class.
There is one thing about that class I will never forget. I was being lulled to sleep by his voice, I would watch a sticky string of saliva attached to the upper and lower lip, stretching as he mouthed words of nonsensical verbiage. On occasion the string would break, leaving two distinct spots behind.
Focusing on the seconds before the string break is all I learned in this class.
*Leverite rock: The kind of rock you leave right where you find it as it has no value. Then there are the evil rocks which like kryptonite for superman, drains one of their power or otherwise nothing but dead weight.
The links above are to Magnificent Minimalist blog, that can have you laughing hard, or confuse you as you ponder what the meaning of it all is. Or may be you will have a relaxing break in your daily writing. You will probably want to subscribe to it like I did. Enjoy.